December 05, 2006 - 4:11 p.m.
Best Geek Gifts (this one goes to 11)
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11. One year of "no computer questions" from everyone in your family
10. Private show by the remaining cast of Monty Python
9. Simultaneous devolution of all intelligent design proponents into chimpanzees
8. The Sword of a Thousand Truths
7. A "Nuke the RIAA from orbit" button (The type you press, not the type you wear)
6. Charles Babbage's brain in a jar of formaldehyde.
5. Life-sized, fully-functional Bender
4. Star Wars Holiday Special where Jar-Jar gets trampled to death by Santa's eight tiny Wookiees
3. Ten terabyte video iPod nano with expandable screen
2. Guided tour of Area 51
1. Customized Google logo on your birthday
